You are here. You are fierce. Show it.

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

early morning rock, paper, scissors  in mommy’s bed.
#babies #growingsofast #tempusfugit

early morning rock, paper, scissors in mommy’s bed.
#babies #growingsofast #tempusfugit

#nightdriving #backseat

#nightdriving #backseat

#truck #centerconsole #shootyshit #bangbang #pewpew

#truck #centerconsole #shootyshit #bangbang #pewpew

#latenight #work

#latenight #work

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

You’re always on your phone.
Well. You’re always up in my shit.

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."
Labor Day Americana

Labor Day Americana